xld:

My style is black and it’s expensive

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Anonymous: Are you a top or bottom? I'm a top but I get uneasy at the thought of taking dick 

eliaes:

i used to identify as a top but i’m versatile now it’s 2014 anal is well and truly on the menu if you’re not taking dick or at least getting a little finger bopping action then imma give you a coloring book since you wanna act so childish! get with the times

realitytvgifs:

Life lessons.

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maddmullah:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande

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sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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"Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall."
- F. Scott Fitzgerald (The Great Gatsby)

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the-misadventures-of-lele:

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READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN

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    your first words: dada
    my first words: Hi an Donatella Fversace. Excepted the ice bucke shallenge and uh I nominate Perdon Bolfnsdkgl, Fa Rell, en Priss. Em no jus here to fruin my meku please nonate to AF’sL. No fect AHHHVHSDFDSHF

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

This is happening as I read this

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